So you're going to an Oscar party this year. Not the kind where disappointed celebrities gather to envy the winners, but the kind where disappointed viewers gather to criticize this year's host. Since Billy Crystal can't help but improve on James Franco's postmodern stoner breakdown of last year, the real highlight of this year's Oscar party may just be the Oscar ballot pool.
Don't even think of skipping it! Nothing brings more satisfaction at the end of a long, grueling night of acceptance ...
